Back to the Future: In Haiku

#58

“I’m from the future.”
Doc Brown is enraged that his
mind reader is fucked.

Doc doesn’t want him
To speak. He makes some real bad
and wrong predictions.

Doc answers the door.
Strange contraption on his head.
Mind reading device!

Marty needs to find
Doc Brown and figure out how
to get his ass home.

Quickly he stands up
and rushes out of the house.
“He’s an idiot.”

Lorraine goes for an
under-the-table handjob
Marty’s super freaked.

Two TVs? You must
be rich! Nobody has two.
Dinner gets awkward.

It’s the episode
Where he’s a spaceman! What’s a
rerun? Oh, ya know.

The dad set up the
television so they can
watch Jackie Gleason.

Better get used to
these bars, kid. Uncle Joey
really loves prison.