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Put your pants back on! Marty heads down in his vest. Think he’s a sailor.
Posted 1 year ago
She calls him Calvin. Written on his underwear. Calvin Klein tighties.
It’s clearly getting Oedipal. And fast. Lorraine wants to hump Marty
“You’re safe and sound now. Good old 1955.” WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
Marty wakes. Was it All just a bad dream? His mom is comforting him.
Marty saves his dad But, oh shit, the car hits him Head thunks onto street.
George shimmies up branch Falls into the street. Oh no! Car’s gonna hit him!
Marty tracks down George.Perv is hiding in a treepeeping on nude girls.
Oh shit, George is gone.He’s on a bike. Marty runs.Has Doc Brown’s address.
Start by sweeping floor. Mayor Goldie Wilson. I Like the sound of that!
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