Back to the Future: In Haiku

#48

Put your pants back on!
Marty heads down in his vest.
Think he’s a sailor.

She calls him Calvin.
Written on his underwear.
Calvin Klein tighties.

It’s clearly getting
Oedipal. And fast. Lorraine
wants to hump Marty

“You’re safe and sound now.
Good old 1955.”
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

Marty wakes. Was it
All just a bad dream? His mom
is comforting him.

Marty saves his dad
But, oh shit, the car hits him
Head thunks onto street.

George shimmies up branch
Falls into the street. Oh no!
Car’s gonna hit him!

Marty tracks down George.
Perv is hiding in a tree
peeping on nude girls.

Oh shit, George is gone.
He’s on a bike. Marty runs.
Has Doc Brown’s address.

Start by sweeping floor.
Mayor Goldie Wilson. I
Like the sound of that!